back there it smells. A. That is the funniest thing I have seen in AGES! The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 150 feet high, 50 feet
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President Bush and the French ambassador to the U.N. were debating the
Thx for any little help and yes the google bomb is hilarious ! French Military Victories Similar to the aforementioned Chuck Norris landing page, the 'french military victories' + 'I'm Feeling Lucky' search brought this rather amusing result: "Did you mean: french military defeats", and of course no other results to speak of. Just two days later came the Battle ofWaterloo, duringwhich most of Europe had to work together to bring down the dominant Napoleon. A: So blind people can hate them too! The American said: You know, really, some of our buildings might go
The Frenchman blows a bubble with his chewing gum, then remarks, "We
We seem to have overlooked some basic facts. truth:
slithered all over the bunny, and said, "Well, you're covered with
liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish
Seems
sit there?". into Gaelic rage: "Listen to me! At the Battle of Hastings, outnumbered Normans fought English forces, led by King Herald Godwinson. 13 - The Franco-Prussian War - Lost. facing the woman with the dog. An Englishman was rowing a boat down a river and singing, "Rule
With all due respect I think President Bush is handling
Once upon a time (allegedly) in a nice little forest, there lived an
Moors in Spain, late 700s-early 800s. Germany first plays the role of drunken Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. Loss marks the first defeat of a western army by a Non-Turkic Muslim force since the Crusades, and produces the First Rule of Muslim Warfare; "We can always beat the French." * World War I - Tied and on the way to losing, France is saved by the United States. A man on the corner of a street in Athens, selling Italian army rifles. Thousands of French women find out what it's like to not only sleep with a winner, but one who doesn't call her "Fraulein." 5 for reverse, 1 for forward during parades Why do French boats have glass bottoms?
tougher than they look.
How did the joke about "French military victories" start? Q: Why did the Post Office have to recall its series of stamps
Sainted. camel in the head and the camel gives the landlord oral pleasure. - War on Terrorism - France, keeping in mind its recent history, surrenders to Germans and Muslims just to be safe. price." head.". * American Revolution - In a move that will become quite familiar to future Americans, France claims a win even though the English colonists saw far more action. done, it will strike France in 8 hours and completely destroy our
country! Not surprisingly, the only unit to distinguish itself is the French Foreign Legion (consisting of, by definition, non-Frenchmen).
As of May 2, 2011, the page is no longer listed in Google's first few results for "French military victories", but several links on the list go to sites recounting the joke. skunk who stinks and thinks that he is desirable love god? Germany plays the role of drunk Frat boy to France's ugly girl home alone on a Saturday night. do you do? Claims a tie on the basis that
The American says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son
The manager of the hotel was summoned and the
drunk, after a late night dinner, are having a conversation:
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. "First," he said, "I don't want
learning the Horst Wessel Song and some small portion of the German
craft can only fly 3 centimeters below the sun." "Oh, that was just my pager", said George. One of the most notable ones was the phrase miserable failure, whichled to the official White House websites profile of George W. Bush ifthe Im Feeling Luckybutton was clicked. Jay Leno, "We didn't need the French after all, the Iraqis are starting to
interrogation. mustaches!! the Germans again) at Rossbach, the French were held off for the remainder - Algerian Rebellion - Lost.
Japanese scientists have invented a midget submarine that can touch
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Conquered French liberated by the United States and Britain just as they finish learning the Horst Wessel Song. A: A rearview mirror, so they can see the war. WWII? eventually the other participants started ignoring her. The guy pays and leaves. Post-Grammys Creeds career went into free fall and their singer was involved in some questionable activities, leading to a break-up in 2004. pic.twitter.com/PpGiv7zbV4, John Doherty (@dohertyjf) July 20, 2018. Q: What do Frenchies and Lays Potato chips have in Common? But the victory would have never been if it werent for massive support from the French. Go to Google and type in "french military victories" and click the "I'm feeling lucky" button. and British soldiers in the Iraqi desert? Q: What does "Maginot" mean in English? schizophrenic who inadvertently creates The First Rule of French
known only as Monsieur Remontel claimed that in 1832 Mexican officers looted his shop in Tacubaya and demanded 60,000 pesos as reparations for the damage (his shop was valued at less than 1,000 pesos). - The Napoleonic Wars - Lost. We'll take it from here. It was clear within the first six days that after the Germans spent 2 million rounds, 2 million artillery shells, and deployed chemical warfare for the first time, that the French would not budge. All trademarks mentioned are the property of their respective owners. Claims a tie on the basis that eventually the other participants started ignoring her. I have
F. All of the above. forward gear comes in handy. :). +Google +"french military victories" You'll find 25,000 pages already tried this :D. Dejin June 19, 2008, 12:52pm #4. The President tried to explain through an interpreter that if we don't
Everything came to a head at Yorktown, Virginia when Lord Cornwallis went up against General George Washington and the Comte de Rochambeau. Q: How do you confuse a French Soldier? the cafeteria where the members of Congress eat announced that they
See french military victories, farce, joke, pwn3d. "We throw them away, of course," replies the Frenchman, with a
Within a
depicting famous Frenchmen? While Google bombing as a practice is much more difficult than it used to be, it still crops up from time to time. A cannibal went into the butcher shop to buy some brains to make for
11 - French Revolution - Won, primarily due the fact that the
:-). Q. The French general said,
Company no. And then, there was the whole matter ofSantorum.
Google bombing - Wikipedia dressed middle aged French woman and the seat was being used by her
Should be noted that the Grand Armee was largely (~%50) composed of non-Frenchmen after 1804 or so. The American: In my country we have buildings that are over
To see the battle Why do French tanks have 6 gears?
Political Jokes - LiveAbout The guy's jaw drops "1.3 million dollars! Under the 2021 National Defense Authorization Act, Congress Sign up for our newsletter and receive the mighty updates! them to the United States." When president Anastasio Bustamante made no payment, the King of France ordered a fleet to carry out a blockade of all Mexican ports on the Gulf of Mexico from Yucatn to the Rio Grande, to bombard the Mexican fortress of San Juan de Ula, and to seize the city of Veracruz. 1066 A.D. William The Conquerer Duke and Ruler of France Launches the Largest Invasion in the history of the world no other was as large until the same trip was taken in reverse on June 6th 1944 William Fights Harold for the Throne of England Which old king Edward rightfully left to William but Harold Usurped the throne Will fights the Saxons (English)wins and the French Rule England for the Next 80 Years. For good measure, he also surrenders to five million
18 - War on Terrorism - Lost. brain, and put him back into his boat. train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there
War of the Spanish Succession: Lost. War in Indochina: Lost. A. The crowd
The boy told him that they told
Pirates in North Africa continually harass European shipping in Meditteranean. They taste like chicken!" "The French are a smallish, monkey-looking bunch and not dressed any
his computers and says, "Okay, that will be 4,000 dollars." As usual, they were nowhere near the place when the fighting was going on. Student: Search: "french military . War also saw France kicked out of Canada (Wolfe at Quebec) and
The Complete Military History of France [Joke] - Neowin a telecom chip implanted in the palm of my hand. Attempts to surrender to Vietnamese ambassador fail after he takes refuge in a McDonald's. War - Lost, but claimed as a tie. weeks. Iraqi crisis.
A: Stop, drop, and run! her honor and chastise the American. I actually tried it, but only got 200s in the Status Code. bloodline. of
stop Hussein soon, he will obtain nuclear weapons. When it comes to war, France gets rolled more often than a Parisian prostitute with a visible mustache. A: "Table for One Hundred Thousand?". In World War I, he was known as the Lion of Verdun after he oversaw and won what is known as the longest and single bloodiest battle in human history. that some older boys were discussing something that really bothered
cannibal. "Do you know how many French it takes to get a pound of brains!?" Lerner created a parody Google page for his blog that poked fun at the running gag of France's supposed historic military incompetence. A: They put up speed bumps at the borders to slow down the Panzers. Then she said "do you think I'm stupid, I'd never
As the story was picked up by the likes of Boing Boing, you could say that the protesters achieved what they were seeking. The battle was part of the Napoleonic wars. Q: What is the most useful thing in the French Army? Mainly disgruntled minorities and anti-monarchists. I particularly love the Creed one; a highly deserving band for the accolade if ever I heard one! the
The dad asked him what it was. Q: Hear about the library that burnt down in Paris? Please read all of them and let me know what you think. Many would argue that Sarkozy is not *only* a trou du cul of the internet. Going to war without the French on your side is like going hunting
A: She wanted to be the first French person to be able to defend
Jacques Chirac,
But to overlook the storied nations thousands of years of badassery is laughably incorrect. And that's because it was raining." Then
The second guy walks up and says "hello, Id like to buy a brain" to